I couldn’t find a comprehensive solution out there and actually put the project up for bidding. The $250 average bid made me look at RakNet again and I found out they have an HTTPConnection class! I started playing around and I had to modify RakNet to support SSL on a per-connection basis but I got it to work!
You can get the source through Doxygen:
Drop me a line if you need help patching RakNet!